Me: Hey Tumblr, ill be right back, I just gotta-
Tumblr: Sit your fucking ass down.
"Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station,...
If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this. DON'T...
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When someone sends you a dirty text while you're...
robby-earl: lol so true
Reblog if you're the retarded friend.
Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
brock-star: Only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this.
If you are on God's side reblog this. If you're on...
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
most-awkward-moments: Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
I love being home alone.
I creep on the neighbors … I cry over things … I dance like nobody’s watchin’ … I do things I’m not proud of … I sit on the computer for 17 hours … I eat anything I see … I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world … I cry some more … And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?” And, I’m just like … … Nothing … ahhaahha so...
I'm the type of person that wants to get good...
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
When I go to hang out with my guy friends:
What my mom thinks: Reality:
When a baby is staring at you and their parents...
I want a cute ass relationship this year.
When I turn 18 and my parents try to get me to do...
I’ll just be like
That awkward moment when you don't know how to...