July 2011
100 posts
I hate posts that end with something like "85% of...
deliciousnesss: Bitch, show me your degree in Reblog Research.
Jul 31st
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When i have to go pee after a scary movie o_0
Jul 28th
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When i first get the party im like Then when i hear a good song i be like: but then when that song i REALLY LOVE comes on im like:
Jul 28th
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After 25 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds...
letstartourjourneytogether: allidoispartypartyparty: : ohhhhhh shittttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
Jul 28th
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"When a bug flies near your face"
wherethedopethingsare: You:
Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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When people flirt with the person you Love..
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Jul 27th
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When bitches won't stop complaining about how...
lolsofunny:
Jul 27th
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That moment when you see someone who's sexy as...
coolletmebiteyou: “My body is ready!” LMFAOOOO!!!! Lmmmmaaaaoooo! LMFAOOOO OMG LOL lmfaoooooooooooooooo  Lmfaoo!!! I’m DONE!!!!! LMAOOO !
Jul 27th
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Jul 26th
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So, I just watched the breaking dawn trailer for...
britsterzstupidtumblr:
Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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12 Signs you're falling in love:
Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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How I cross a street.
coolst0rybraah: I don’t look both ways, I just walk. When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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I wonder what my friends say about me when i'm not...
Jul 26th
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If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
inameisalyssa: and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like and I’m like always lololollol
Jul 25th
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Jul 22nd
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wowfunniestposts: a-cutie-just: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” Featured on Wow Funniest Posts
Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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Being SINGLE
Most of the time it’s like But then you have your moments
Jul 21st
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Insult me:
10knotes: alyssaisaninja: Insult my friends:   Insult my bestfriend: Insult my Family: Insult my intelligence Insult my appearance:   Insult my personality:   Insult my hometown:   Insult my crush: Insult my Tumblr: Insult some bitch I don’t like: Submitted by novemberjewel Follow 10Knotes, the 10,000 notes blog.
Jul 21st
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Insult me:
10knotes: alyssaisaninja: Insult my friends:   Insult my bestfriend: Insult my Family: Insult my intelligence Insult my appearance:   Insult my personality:   Insult my hometown:   Insult my crush: Insult my Tumblr: Insult some bitch I don’t like: Submitted by novemberjewel Follow 10Knotes, the 10,000 notes blog.
Jul 21st
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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The real meaning of, "come over and chill."
Jul 19th
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When you order delivery and the doorbell rings:
jaybayx33: doublecuplove17: kindasuperficial: ♥
Jul 19th
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WatchWatch
freeing-my-mind: I just melted. After watching this how can people be against gay marriage? they love harder and longer then straight ppl can even imagine
Jul 17th
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